Advodad

Suck it, Rand Demon!

ryeisenberg:

becauseiamawoman:

stfufauxminists:

inspired by this text post

Remember to defend against the apocalypse today, ya’ll.

BEST EVER.

PERF.

(Source: thisyearsgirls)

juliet70:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Just take a look. This is what happens if you cut PBS funding.

(Source: aryastarks)

upworthy:

You know what else happens more frequently than voter ID fraud? UFO sightings and shark attacks. Click here to learn more.

Voter fraud is real pretend.

Sometimes my job is five times as fun as normal.

mittvennandnow:

That One About The Olympics

Wait, I’m confused…

mittvennandnow:

That Time Mitt Romney Didn’t Know What He Was Signing.

It’s so nice of Upworthy to help Mitt understand…

mittvennandnow:

Source.

Look what we did :D

upworthy:

Our very own Mansur Gidfar made some improvements on that … thing the Romney campaign ran with. Click-through to embiggen!

bigfatfeminist:

HOLY SHIT. I’m feeling ALL THE EMOTIONS. What a good fucking week, right? Obamacare passed and I can pay for the meds I need to handle my PCOS, annnnnd I won’t be bankrupt when I start having to pay my loans back in November. Presumably.

We’ve got a long way to go, but this is a great start.

#politics #upworthy #instagood little experiment. (Taken with Instagram)

There’s more where this came from. Click for the whole gay oreo story.

Can’t wait for that bill.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

It has come to my attention that some of my old friends might be concerned about my well being, what with my new found love of constantly sharing stuff on Facebook, rather than working. 

Fun Fact: That is actually my job. For money. At Upworthy.

I’ve created the visual presentation above about my new job, just to make sure there is no misunderstanding. Let me reiterate. I get paid. To screw around on Facebook all day.

Posting LOLCATS, but with meaning.

Here’s a helpful chart that will explain it in more detail.

That is all.

(via This Will Be Slightly Uncomfortable. Nurse, Please Hand Me The Elephant.)

Rejected Headlines that I was sad about…

1. New Discovery In Women’s Reproductive Biology Discovered. It Eats Peanuts & The Middle Class.
2. Shocking Evolutionary Change In Women’s Reproductive System Has Scientists Reeling & Going To The Circus
3. Say Hello To The Elephasapien. Er, Ladyphant. Womaphant? LadyElph.
4. So A Woman And An Elephant Walk Into A Doctor’s Office…
5. The Doctor Patient GOP Privilege Is Sacrosanct.
6. Nurse, Can You Get A Tractor, I Seem To Have Found The Problem In Here.

textsfromhillaryclinton:

Original image by Diana Walker for Time.