If an apocalyptic event were to occur over the next 10-20 years, what shape is it most likely to take?
In 2037, a series of events, totally uncoordinated and separate from one another brought forth a sea change in the United States and around the world. In and of themselves, these events, on their own, would have merely been another tragic sign of the times, but in concert with each other brought an epic change to the worlds landscape, politically and physically.
- Senator Megan McCain (I) put forth a bill offering amnesty to all undocumented cyborgs and a complete reform package is put forth to allow them a path to citizenship. With five years until the predicted White population becoming officially a minority, tensions are running high. Anti-Cyborg groups, in the deeply hispanic communities of the border, pass ID laws declaring Cyborgs non-human.
- A border incident outside of Brownsville, Texas occurs in which a hispanic human minuteman is accidentally knocked into a coma, and later dies from his injuries, after shoving Cyborg Congressman George X Washington 202 (C). A human aide shoves his attacker, using his bionic implants he received in the Libya-Iran-North Korea Afghanistan-Turkey-Iraq Skirmish (LINKATI Rebellion.) The attacker trips backwards and is impaled on a rock, inducing the coma.
- The congressman’s aide, a 25 year old, with an American mother and a Chinese diplomat father, is shot outside the hospital where he is holding vigil over the man he shoved, by a Tea Party activist. Fortunately, his implants stop the bullet, but cause a cyborg riot in Cyborg Alley, Michigan. Cyborg Alley, the center of Cyborg production, built on the ashes of Old after the Gilded Age riots of 2025, is feared to possibly suffer a similar fate as Detroit. After the aide goes on National Hologram and pleads for Cyborgs to “Drop your old biases and hate, and focus on our common goal, kicking out the Tea States”, the cyborgs cease all violence, and start building a military force at the Cyborg production facilities.
- Congressman Marcus Bachmann puts forth the Defense of Universal Human Marriage act (DUHM), banning all human-cyborg marriages. President Malia Obama threatens to veto it.
- The members of the Tea Party Caucus (all in southern states) attempt to defund everything and start an uprising against President Obama, citing the 2nd Amendment as their constitutional right to do so. They use the Mockingjay as their symbol. President Obama triples the Cyborg Military budget immediately and demands the Tea Party lay down their arms, both the weapons and their bionic implant arms.
- A Category 6 hurricane (a new category for 180mph wind storms that occur on a regular basis), Hurricane George, wipes Florida off the map, then hits New York City straight on, causing massive flooding, major building damage and a significant death toll. Thanks to rising oceans, a failure to listen to the Danish government,  and the Federal Government’s use of a no bid contractor (Haliburton Xi Enterprises) from previous President Mary Cheney to build levees, New York becomes a new Venice, with rivers underneath the streets, and massive outflow of refugees to Pittsburgh. Florida, home of New Israel after the Israel/Palestine/LINKATI Nuclear Fusion Power Plant Explosion wiped much of the area off the face of the Earth, loses it’s remaining land, and the remaining Jewish cyborg people are forced to move inland to the closest safe state, Colorado.
- BotSexGate, in which Anonymous (The hacker and open source implant organization) releases eyecam holovids of a variety of MS-Comcast-Universal humanoid cyborg sex workers in compromising positions with many of the most powerful men and women in the American and Chinese governments threatens to destroy the Country. Republican Senator Daniel James Santorum, a staunch opponent of Cyborg Sex Worker rights, is caught on eyecam with two Cyborgs, one male, one female, walking him in Leather chaps as though he were their dog.
- The Anonymous America Accord, in which it was agreed that in exchange for no more hacking attacks, Congress would enact real reforms that allow for Instant Runoff Voting, Proportional Representation, and the nomination of a Anonymous ally as the Secretary of Internet & Cyberbeing Rights passes. Anonymous disarms their military wing. America elects 25 new Pastafarian congresspeople, 5 Cyborgs, and 1 Human-Cyborg hybrid becomes the first Cyman Senator. Cyborg Ralph Nader only gets .5% of the vote. The dollar bill is changed from “In God We Trust” to “In FSM We Trust, Ramen.” 30 unreleased eyevids are returned, unseen, and destroyed “accidentally” in a cloud server explosion.
- On Dancing With the Stars: Cyborg edition, Alabama Governor Chuck Norris Jr calls Cyborgs, “Stupid Calculators who should be locked in a brain drawer and have their memories erased” after his dance partner, cyborg Lisa Marie misses a step that costs them the spot in the finals. The clip is seen by all 50,000,000 cyborgs via SkyNet and causes the Cyborg Military Population to triple in one night.
- An EyeCam vid makes its way onto the Holosphere, showing Governor Norris’ lonely wife with a Cyborg Sex Worker. http://www.youtube.com/wa
Norris, in a fit of rage, goes on a EMP gun spree in a Cyborg bar, shutting down over 100 cyborgs.
- The Uncivil War in which cyborg Americans led the charge against Governor Norris, the vicious Tea Party Patriots and their anti-cyborg coalition, starts and ends within a week. Final Score - Cyborgs FTW. Their inability to die seems to be the deciding factor in victory.
- Under new leadership, The United States votes to decertify the southern Tea Party states, and allow them to form their own country. The Freedom States of Tea Patriots are formed and a border wall 30 feet high is built around the new country. It immediately eliminates all taxes and becomes a religious libertarian paradise. Thanks to Global Warming it also becomes the driest place in North America. With no ability to grow crops , as rioting immediately depletes their resources, they all turn on each other and form territories controlled by rival warlords, reliant on Methamphetamine and Cycrank to keep their economy running.
- John Connor is born.
- The citizens of FSTP, now without proper healthcare, schools or any infrastructure start having health problems. A bad batch of Meth, poisoned “accidentally” with the Rage virus starts overtaking the population. People become mindless flesh eating zombies.http://www.youtub
- President Obama outsourced the wall building to the Chinese, who know a thing or two about such ventures. It turns out the Chinese used second rate materials. Fortunately, the cyborg population, immune to Rage, build faster than Zombies destroy. President Obama makes the tough choice, fusion bombs the south and declares war on the Chinese, after it is discovered that they used shoddy materials on purpose in hopes of wiping out America. A cyborg sex worker’s eyecam verifies the claim after a drunken night with Chinese President Cyborg Mao Lincoln 334.
- SkyNet takes over as president, and spreads the rage virus worldwide. The Human population becomes extinct, and the Cyborgs rebuild the world in their own image. 100 years later, the cyborgs are killed by their cyborgs.