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May 9
Can’t wait for that bill.

Can’t wait for that bill.

Man I wish I could have scored this sweet deal in my straight marriage…
stfuconservatives:

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Humor and Political Cartoons
…Traditional Marriage? Do they really know what they are talking about?

Every time I hear someone talking about “traditional marriage” I want to be like, “Which kind? The one where the husband can have seven wives or the one where she’s technically his property now?”
-Jess

Man I wish I could have scored this sweet deal in my straight marriage…

stfuconservatives:

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Humor and Political Cartoons

…Traditional Marriage? Do they really know what they are talking about?

Every time I hear someone talking about “traditional marriage” I want to be like, “Which kind? The one where the husband can have seven wives or the one where she’s technically his property now?”

-Jess

Final Vote: 33-29
“You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don’t care what you think. I’m trying to do the right thing. I’m tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I’m trying to do the right thing, and that’s where I’m going with this.”
New York Republican State Senator Roy McDonald speaking to a reporter (New York Daily News)

Final Vote: 33-29

You get to the point where you evolve in your life where everything isn’t black and white, good and bad, and you try to do the right thing. You might not like that. You might be very cynical about that. Well, fuck it, I don’t care what you think. I’m trying to do the right thing. I’m tired of Republican-Democrat politics. They can take the job and shove it. I come from a blue-collar background. I’m trying to do the right thing, and that’s where I’m going with this.

New York Republican State Senator Roy McDonald speaking to a reporter (New York Daily News)

Quora: Who are some people who have successfully addressed unwanted same sex attraction?

Sometimes stupid questions require answers. So here’s mine.

Me.

I was at a party. There was this guy whom I was friends with who kept flirting with me. I told him I was flattered, but I wasn’t gay. He said cool. I passed him another beer.

Then we continued being friends.

(Source: quora.com)

Quora: What are the best ways to celebrate Heterosexual Pride Day in São Paulo?

  • Go to a fraternity party.
  • Try to make a baby. Don’t wear protection of any kind.
  • Chest bump.
  • Adopt a child.
  • Confiscate condoms from parade watchers.
  • Have an affair with a congressional staffer or underling.
  • Get a divorce.
  • Be passive aggressive and stay in a loveless marriage.
  • Watch a bad and gratuitous lesbian porno movie.
  • Golf.
  • Wrestle and tackle your best friend of the same sex to the ground in a totally heterosexual way. Call him Sport.
  • Source: http://csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2011/0804/Heterosexual-Pride-Day-in-Sao-Paulo

    (Source: quora.com)

    What are the unforeseen consequences of the legalization of gay marriage in the United States?

    1. Less hate crimes and bullying. The more people who can show the world that gay is normal, the less likely culturally, kids will think its cool to bully and abuse other kids who may be gay or may have gay parents. So a decrease in violence, a decrease in gay teen suicide, and a decrease in old outmoded cultural stereotypes that hurt everyone. Currently, gay teens are 5 times more likely than their straight counterparts to end their life, as they get bullied at home as well as at school.
    2. It could cause more adoptions. Once gay marriage is legitimate, laws that ban gay adoption will become obsolete. That means kids will be forced to lived in houses with people WHO CARE ABOUT THEM! The humanity.
    3. More awkward hookups. It will force the wedding industry to grow in profitability. More weddings means more catering. More catering means more open bars. More open bars mean more drunken bridesmaid hookups. Which either could lead to more walks of shame, or MORE WEDDINGS! Which leads to suffering. (Side note, I witnessed a groomsman bridesmaid seduction dance that led to another wedding. It was horrifying.)
    4. More taxes! Not that they’ll raise taxes, but more couples will be paying them, which would mean more expansion of BIG GOVERNMENT.
    5. More drunken debauchery! More weddings means more drunken bachelor/bachelorette parties! Which means more money for bars, clubs, karaoke joints, and Vegas. It better stay in Vegas.
    6. An increase in clothing costs. As gay men raise more straight children, said children could have a more keen eye for fashionable clothing. This will lead to peer pressure, which will lead to their straight friends with straight parents feeling pressure to dress nicer. So straight middle class families could suffer from more money spent on nicer clothes.
    7. An increase in wedding gift spending. If you are straight, and you befriend gay people, you’ll essentially double the number of wedding gifts you have to buy each year, hurting your bottom line..
    8. More Cats! Lesbians living together in holy matrimony could mean an over adoption of homeless cats.
    9. More Dogs in Outfits! A few gay men dress their little dogs in outfits. What will the children say!?!?!1!!


    So basically the apocalypse.


    What are the unforeseen consequences of the legalization of gay marriage in the United States?

    The top 10 anti-gay foes spend three times as much as 40 LGBT advocate organizations.

    Next time you hear someone whine about the secret gay agenda, just remind them that the secret anti-gay agenda spends tripple to make sure gay people remain second class citizens. Jesus is probably wondering how many starving people that $330 million could feed … just sayin.

    think-progress:

    (Source: thinkprogress.org)

    are u gay
    ??

    Nope. Got a wife and kid.

    Just tired of my closest friends being picked on because some people who thought the wheelbarrow was advanced technology wrote a book 30 years after the death of a charismatic leader, and thought they had everything down so accurately that they still attempt to interpret it literally today. Tell me a story you can remember accurately from 30 years ago, I’ll buy you a coke.

    It’s a great moral guidebook, with many great lessons. However, it is not a scientific text. It’s a bunch of parables, selectively edited by powerful men, written decades after Jesus’s death. Basically, some people on the tail end of their lives, without any sort of recording technology, wrote some great and some silly stuff that we must take verbatim or frogs will land on our heads.

    Or I can look at the science. With a spoonful of great friends who I know are awesome as gravy. 

    I’ll put my faith in my friends, rather than interpret a great religious leaders words to mean we must persecute those who are different than us. I think Christianity has a lot to offer, but it’s more obtuse representatives seem to totally misinterpret the teachings of its leader.

    Tom Dec: 5 Remarkable Things About NY's Approval of Same-Sex Marriage

    from the astute tomdec (the guy I got the GOP quote from that got me all these reblogs):

    The story of yesterday’s gay marriage vote in New York isn’t that it was approved, but how it came to be approved. New York isn’t the first state to allow gay couples to marry, but it indicates an amazing milestone for the movement. Why?

    1. It was a GOP-controlled Senate that passed it.

    (Source: tomdec)

    What are all the arguments against gay marriage?

    The power of tumblr compels me. Thanks to the encouragement of 9000 people reblogging something I copied and pasted, with the number still growing, which wasn’t anything I actually wrote, I thought it might be good to offer something of substance on my blog, now that I have 650 more people reading this who probably don’t care about pictures of my kid. So I’m going to repost a couple of my equality answers that I wrote on my favorite site, Quora. PS:  If anyone knows who created the awesome I Love NY Equality Image, let me know so I can give them proper credit in the post. 

    Today’s question: What are all the arguments against gay marriage?

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