May 2012
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May 18th
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Why You Shouldn't Work With Me
In our office, the blurbs we write about cool things we find are called nuggets. We often get feedback from each other about said nuggets. One of my co-workers pinged me on chat for some feedback. So this happened.
Kaye T.: wanda sykes input?
Me: I think she's pretty funny
Kaye T.: thanks adam
Me: asking her out or something?
Kaye T.: yes, definitely. also write a nugget about her
Me: cool. I don't want to write a nugget about her.
Kaye T.: wrote*, my bad
Me: no I didn't.
Kaye T.: I wrote. stop being difficult.
Me: so you are like pen pals?
May 15th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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When Obama endorsed same-sex marriage...
whenobamaendorsed: … Joe, Hillary and Michelle were all ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS???
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 5th
May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
April 2012
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Apr 29th
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SHOCKING VIDEO: If You Have A Daughter And/Or Are... →
HORRIBLE FACT: Sex trafficking is actually happening. In America.  GOOD NEWS: There’s something we can all do about it.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 11th
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Share This Instead Of The New Kony Video
They seem to have some really anti-gay friends.  Sources: http://upwr.me/KonyFacts
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
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March 2012
9 posts
Mar 29th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 18th
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Birth Control 101 For Idiots →
bemusedlybespectacled: This is hormonal birth control. As you can see on the box, you take exactly one pill per day. To make sure it works, you need to take one pill every day at the same time, or it stops working. You take only one pill, and you keep taking them regardless of what you…
Mar 13th
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Unmuted: You Don't Have My Vote →
innovateafrica: You must have heard of the viral video created by Invisible Children (IC), a U.S. organization that has launched a one-year campaign (expires December 31, 2012) to eliminate Joseph Kony, the head of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), a rebel group in Northern Uganda that has been embroiled… Before you get all excited about KONY, better read some stuff.
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Mar 3rd
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Hey Ladies, Just Let Us Men Handle Your Ovaries
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. Here's some viagra, COMPLETELY COVERED BY INSURANCE. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Mar 3rd
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February 2012
9 posts
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All Male Panel Complains About No Male Panel?
MSNBC took a brave stance and criticized the GOP for not having any women on their birth control panel. If only they had checked one little detail… You couldn’t get one woman to join the show?
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Are parents who teach their children that 'being...
In Loving Vs. Virginia, the precedent that got the interracial marriage case to start moving up the ladder came from a Virginia judge who said this about interracial marriage in a court ruling: Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages....
Feb 18th
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Game of Thrones valentine cards
Be my valentine or I’ll pour molten silver on your face. bishopia: Because I love you all (as friends) and I love Game of Thrones, I combined them both into some sweet valentine’s day cards for you to give to your sweetheart or favorite prostitute. Enjoy! Click for big version or get the bigger printable version… RELATED: I’ve got two prints with these characters for sale at inprnt.com...
Feb 14th
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Feb 11th
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WatchWatch
OMG, OBAMA LOST IT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!1!1!! Btw, buy How to Be Black. It’s really good. howtobeblack: Amazingness from The Onion. Was Obama being “the angry negro?” theonion: In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama’s Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At Nation
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
January 2012
25 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Why did Obama criticize personal ambition in his...
Sometimes the questions from Quora can be downright strange. The quote the asker is referring to: “These achievements are a testament to the courage, selflessness, and teamwork of America’s Armed Forces. At a time when too many of our institutions have let us down, they exceed all expectations. They’re not consumed with personal ambition. They don’t obsess over their differences. They focus...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Could Newt Beat Obama?
Sure. Hypothetically, say Obama hires some burglars to break into GOP HQ and steal some things, then covers it up, has an affair in the Oval Office, and then eats a baby on live television. Newt then has a shot against an incumbent president who is a proven monster campaigner. However, barring that, too many people really, really hate Newt. He’s great for the base, but he’ll get...
Jan 23rd
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What are the best jokes about the Wikipedia SOPA...
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Jan 23rd
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Do most people have a fear of setting foot in the...
The only reason I fear the south is that my inlaws live there. I kid. The South is not Deliverance, just as The East is not The Warriors, nor is the Midwest Deadwood, nor is the West Boyz in da Hood. New York is not a Woody Allen movie, and LA is not a Steve Martin movie. Are there people who suck in the South? Yes. Yes there are. However, if you are looking for puritanical intolerance, you are...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Hey, Moms & Dads, PIPA Will Hinder Your Ability To... →
thedaddycomplex: SOPA may be off the table in Congress for now, but PIPA is still a threat to your free speech and your ability to protect your children. Here’s a bit from my last post about these harmful bills… Think this doesn’t apply to moms and dads or that “censorship” just fights terrorism and porn? Think again. Imagine a product or a service causes your child harm and you want to warn...
Jan 18th
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“When the public’s right to know is threatened, and when the rights of free...”
– MPAA Chairman Chris Dodd, back when he cared about that kind of thing.  
Jan 18th
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